Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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