I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
The feeling are messing with the penis
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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