So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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