Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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