I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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