I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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