Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
4 words: hood of his car
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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