Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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