all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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