my mouth tastes like poor choices
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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