Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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