I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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