who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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