Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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