Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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