Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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