your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
