4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
being pregnant is like rehab
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
