butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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