you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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