so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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