Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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