Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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