Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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