Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Randomize