why didn't you poke me back
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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