So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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