So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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