i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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