why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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