sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Randomize
