honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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