The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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