North Korea, Best Korea!
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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