Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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