Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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