just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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