Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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