So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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