she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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