You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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