If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My balls are so social today.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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