i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Everything about him screamed your future.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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