Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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