I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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