I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
This is classic penis vs brain.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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