Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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