its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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