erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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