Don't make out with my wife yet
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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