we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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