Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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