I cannot find my penis.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
