Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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