She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
How drunk are you?
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