so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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